May 16, 2016
The King has been missing for a long time. All of his friends who are not time-travellers are worried sick.
His friends who are time-travellers, however, have more pressing mysteries on their mind - what is the best way to keep the wild gods of the Arctic from knocking down his rad castle? What really went down at the Sack of Rome, which is hands-down the coolest part of history? And why is Ba'al Hadad, god of thunder and fertility, such a useless layabout?
But don't worry friends, there's a Magic Telephone on the hall table and everything will be all right when he calls back.
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Written and edited by Tom McNally
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Performed by Amy Sutton, Joshua Crisp, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards with special guest star Peter Markiner.
Peter Marinker played Caesar
Amy Sutton played Saint Francis
Joshua Crisp played Ba'al
Tom McNally did the narration and played The King's Great-Great Grandfather, Mechanicus and General Magnificent
Theme tune and musical stings by Nicolai Roos
Sound effects not made by Tom McNally are courtesy of the wonderful freesound.org community. This episode included the following:
SACK OF ROME
00853 distant demolition by Robinhood76
War Drum Single Hits by Matt Namer
BurlingtonIndustriesImplosion by the_toilet_guy
Cardboard burning 1 by raremess
Bonfire Flames by Electroviolence
Riot Crowd Immersed in 5.1 Take 2 by MrProfDrDickweed
CHILLINOUS PLAINS
Wind Houling 1 by Bosk1
svalbard_ny_aalesund_20060807 by jeo
Feedback Soundscape by Thalamus_Lab
Station central hall 2 by Sandermotions
bronze object in wind 140816_0376 by klankbeeld
KITCHEN
Kitchen ambiance by Hourofmidnight
Cutlery dropping into drawer by kitschead
Cutlery_2 by coldwellw
Glass dishes by bolcol